Reviewed
by Spooky
Adult DVD Empire
Far Out Space Nuts
5.00 out of 5.00 - Film: 5 Features: 5 Video: 5 Audio: 5 - 9/15/2003
The fate of the galaxy is at stake in Jonathan Morgan’s Space
Nuts a hilarious new adult feature from Wicked Pictures that very
well may be the funniest adult movie ever made. Taking a Mel Brooks’
Spaceballs approach to the material, Morgan parodies every popular
science fiction movie of the last 35 years, including Star Wars, Star
Trek, 2001: A Space Odyssey and Aliens, and even a few non-science
fiction ones like Titanic and Gladiator. The result is three hours
of sexual fun in space that is quite simply a must-have for your adult
collection.
The movie opens with Princess Hubba Hubba (Stormy)
racing away from the Evil Overlord (a non-sex role by a barely-recognizable
Mike Horner) in her starship, the USS Royal Brat. Stormy gets the
sex started by getting it on with Ensign Benson (Trevor Zen) in
her quarters, but shortly after the sex has concluded, Evil Overlord
attacks and (accidentally) blows up her ship.
Not to worry though, the Princess has managed to
escape and finds herself and her droid Jeeves (played wonderfully
by Randy Spears as a cross between C-3PO and Mr. Data) aboard “The
Floating Balls” casino, which is run by Captain Buzz StarFockker
(Evan Stone). When Evan finds the Princess and Jeeves aboard his
ship, he assigns Jeeves to be a pleasure droid and makes the Princess
serve drinks.
It’s not long before Evil Overlord figures
out what has happened to the Princess, and captures her aboard The
Floating Balls. Determined to marry the Princess (since her husband
will gain control of a large portion of the galaxy), Overlord whisks
her away to the wedding location. But Buzz and Jeeves have managed
to survive Overlord’s attack on the casino, and the race is
on to rescue the Princess before she is forced to marry Evil Overlord.
As for the sexual action, Wicked has packed ten
sex scenes into this three-hour epic. The best scenes feature Evan
Stone making out with (a totally blue!) Jessica Drake; Devinn Lane
(who plays Overlord’s assistant, Dark Witch) getting it on
with Evan, and a movie-ending coupling between Stormy and Evan.
Other sex scenes include Randy Spears with Kaylani Lei, a threesome
between Kyle Stone, Amber Rain and Casey Pink, and Stormy and Julian
teaming up for a hot scene.
Not only is Space Nuts tremendously funny (I wouldn’t
dream of spoiling the humor here, although I will pass along my
favorite line: When Evan and Jeeves are captured by Overlord’s
guards and Jeeves cowers on the floor and says “Game Over,
Game Over!” – which is a nice nod towards James Cameron’s
Aliens, although I may be one of the few viewers who picked up on
the joke.), but the special effects are easily the best that have
ever been done for an adult film. We’re not talking ILM here,
but the effects are certainly on par with some lower budget movies
and TV shows, and we get a lot of them in the movie.
As always, Wicked provides a plethora of extras
on this 2-DVD set. First and foremost, the coolest feature on the
DVD is a Picture-in-Picture commentary track with Jonathan Morgan,
Randy Spears and Stormy. This is where a box pops up on your screen
during the commentary, so you can actually see the people as they
comment on the picture. To my knowledge, this has only been done
once before on an adult release (with Nic Andrews’ Dark Angels),
and it’s a welcome addition here. The Extras DVD includes
a behind the scenes featurette, bloopers, a rehearsal reel, a casting
call reel, a “cold readings” reel, bloopers, the Space
Nuts trailer, a look at the making of Stormy’s Essential Elements
sex toy (with Stormy, of course), slide shows, biographies, and
much more. To say that this is the best jam-packed adult release
of the year is almost an understatement.
Every once in a while, an adult movie comes along
that takes porn to the next level. From Taboo to Dream Quest, every
few years an adult movie arrives that dwarfs everything that has
come before it, and the industry takes a giant leap ahead. Space
Nuts is that kind of movie. Every comedy and special effects adult
film made from this day forward will have this title to live up
to.
I can pretty much sum up my excitement for Space
Nuts in four words: Bring on the sequel!
- Adult
DVD Empire http://www.adultdvdempire.com
Reviewed
by Tod Hunter
AVN Editor's Choice, AAAAA
Wicked Pictures.
Director: Jonathan Morgan. Stormy, Kim Chambers, Kaylani Lei, Katie
Morgan, Jessica Drake, Casey Pink, Amber Rain, Hollie Stevens, Scott
Styles, Randy Spears, Evan Stone, Steve Hatcher, Julian, Trevor
Zen; Mike Horner, Jim Enright, Shanna McCullough, Others (Non-Sex
Roles). 182 Min.
If you think that science fiction is dead, or that humor and porn
can't coexist, director Jonathan Morgan's Space Nuts - a clever
spoof of the George Lucas oeuvre - will make you think again. Sexy
princess of the Clitoran system Hubba Hubba (Stormy), assisted by
prissy droid Jeeves (Randy Spears), is on the run from mottled Evil
Overlord Mike Horner and his ball-busting sidekick Devinn Lane.
Of course she can't do this alone, so enter smartass space jockey
Buzz Starfucker (Evan Stone). Stormy takes refuge in a galactic
casino/whorehouse where Spears is redefined as a "pleasure
droid" - he digs it when he is with Kaylani Lei, but when a
cigar-smoking guy in a feather boa swaggers in and says "I'm
your two o'clock" he has second thoughts. Stormy is shanghaied
into dancing for the amusement/arousal of Horner, who corners her
after her dancing performance and discovers who she is, commanding
"Kill everyone on board... and destroy the ship." In a
stunning reversal of the usual scenario, Hubba Hubba marries the
Evil Overlord, in the Malibu-ocean-view area of the Holodeck. To
consummate the marriage, Evil Overlord offers to morph into a number
of different characters - including one laugh-out-loud unexpected
cameo - before she settles on Julian. And wakes up, screaming. So
we start over from "... and destroy the ship." Spears
and Stone try to spring Stormy from the brig, get foiled by Lane,
and get tossed into a pit of death with "Monstro" - a
holographically generated pit, but a pit of death, Lane explains
- where they prevail in a clever fight scene with a costumed monster,
escape, and get honored and rewarded with a personal pleasure droid
(Jeeves) and a princess (Starfucker). Happy ending. On a bottom-line
basis, the ten sex scenes (including a b/g turn by the until-recently
g/g only Lane) will give value for the whackers and fast-forwarders.
For those who can keep their thumbs off the remote, Stone is in
his element, his casual wit a perfect match for the smirking swagger
required here. When he leads Devinn Lane to a verdant setting he
offhandedly remarks "A jungle - how original." Spears
gives what could be the comedy performance of the year, hitting
all the right notes as the tuxedoed droid. Pre-noms to Stone for
Best Actor, Stormy for Best Actress, Lane and Spears for support,
Morgan and August Warwick for the running-gag filled script, Rod
Hopkins for the amazing sets, Jake Jacobs and François Clouzot
for the HD videography, and Morgan for direction. Superlative special
effects, including my personal favorite gag, a dead stop in space,
deserve a pre-nom as well.
Marketing: Place where the porn fan quadrant intersects the science-fiction
fan quadrant and prepare for warp-speed sales and rentals. Save
some for the couples and comedy lovers.
Space Nuts
Wicked Pictures. D: Jonathan Morgan. Stormy, Evan Stone, Others
Witty Star Wars spoof with ten sex scenes to keep the solo
strokers busy. AAAAAs
Reviewed
by Gene Ross
Director: Jonathan Morgan. Stars Stormy, Mike Horner, Evan Stone,
Randy Speers, Kyle Stone, Devinn Lane.
In another galaxy far, far away, special effects in an adult movie
generally consisted of Buck Adams, T.T. Boy, two snarls and a helicopter.
How times have changed as director Jonathan Morgan unleashes the
big guns in a very literal sense to strafe the marvelously believable
universe he's created in Space Nuts. I remember the day [which pre-dates
Sci-Fi, by the way] when Morgan first walked into World Modeling
looking for work. Even then he was a kid, cocky a bit, brimming
with confidence, all of which shows on screen in an exhaustive series
of homages to just about every interplanetary movie ever conceived
including a HAL bit that's hysterical. But the one source of inspiration
most obvious to geeks, of course, is Morgan's zany re-phrasing of
the Star Wars good guy/bad guy scenario with visual hardware and
gimmickry piled up like dollar bills at the corner crap game.
Morgan's got buxom blond Stormy in the lead role of Princess Hubba-Hubba.
A solid choice you might say in a movie populated by a wealth of
stellar babes including an almost unrecognizable Kim Chambers [that
is if your Chambers' physical point of reference is some cheesy
butt fuck scenario from the early Nineties]. Stunning beyond belief
now is Chambers, a bodybuilder of some repute, who mates with Scott
Styles who's playing a prisoner being tortured by The Dark Witch
[Devinn Lane]. But I think the biggest torture is the fact that
Scott looks ready to flex his Weider-built muscles but seems encumbered
by an inconvenient set of chains prohibitive to peck flexing. The
Styles-Chambers pairing is one of 10 very cable friendly sex scenes
which gives you some indication that over a three-hour running time
you've got more storyline than an interrogation room at the local
police station.
Granted, and we all know it to be true, Mike Horner tends to be
a little ham-fisted at times in his approach to these non-sex roles.
But as the dark overlord, Horner positively brings home the bacon
and a side order of eggs with a resounding read of celluloid nastiness.
Not to mention sporting a getup that delivers Horner a nose and
nostrils that look suspiciously like some 50 year old guy's flagging
equipment at Nude World. And so good is Randy Spears as a 'droid
named Jeeves, that I was positively conned into believing that a
wind-up Speers had been created for this vehicle. With a crick of
his neck, Speers can summon Las Vegas lounge music to set the occasion
for sexual seduction. And between Speers and the other major character,
Star Fokker, played by Evan Stone, you've got smooth comedy commerce,
with Stone being a stone's throw away from Snake Plissken only without
the eye patch. As the wise-cracking Stormy's ultimate love interest,
Stone is sort of the obnoxious soldier of fortune, profiteer-in-residence
of a space casino called The Floating Balls, and this is where Morgan
and his crew have really gone to town in mainstreaming the look
of this project.
Far too sly to be called rollicksome, knee-slapping comedy, Space
Nuts, at least to me, makes a pretty persuasive argument that an
adult industry director- Morgan- can tackle the Sci-Fi genre and
not shoot himself in the foot with a ray gun as has been too often
the case in the past. Jonathan, we're going to miss you, buddy,
when a Hollywood studio comes-a-callin'.
Reviewed
by James DiGiorgio
At first glance, Jonathan Morgan’s “Space
Nuts” (coming soon from Wicked Pictures http://www.wickedpictures.com/directors/wickedbucks?dcwid=109631/directors/wickedbucks?dcwid=109631)
would seem to be a porn, sci-fi parody of Mel Brooks’ occasionally
funny, mainstream, sci-fi parody of George Lucas’ really great,
sci-fi classic, “Star Wars.” But as you watch this (by
porn standards) mega-budget movie you soon realize it’s a
sci-fi porn parody of just about every notable sci-fi movie made.
And as sci-fi porn parodies go, “Space Nuts” has to
be, without a doubt, the best made since “Flesh Gordon.”
And that covers a whole lot of sci-fi porn parodies: “Flesh
Gordon” was made a fucking long, long time ago, probably in
a galaxy far, far away... like Hollywood or somewhere.
And be advised this ain’t so easy for me to
write: I did NOT want to like, or be impressed, by this porn flick.
Porn comedies I’ve directed have been nominated for AVN’s
“Best Sex Comedy Award” against porn comedies Jonathon’s
directed on two or three occasions. And each time, Jonathon’s
flick has beaten mine. So that’s why I didn’t want to
like “Space Nuts,” as small and self-absorbed as that
sounds. And the truth is, I’m glad as hell I didn’t
shoot anything this past year that even remotely might be up against
this movie because I know I’d fucking lose. In fact, I’m
betting anyone else’s porn comedy is gonna lose too!
First off, the computer-generated special effects
in this flick are nearly state-of-the-art. I’m not talking
porn’s version of state-of–the-art (which usually isn’t
even state-of-the-art for a bad, 1950s, sci-fi “B” movie),
I’m talking "state-of-the-art" state-of-the-art!
Likewise for the prosthetic makeup, costuming, and most of the sets
in “Space Nuts”. Mike Horner’s “Evil Overlord”
makeup and wardrobe is a cross between Billy Crystal’s “Miracle
Max”( from the “The Princess Bride”), and the
Emperor from “Star Wars.” Randy Spears’ makeup
and costumes for “Jeeves” (a cyber-butler) introduces
a visually-comedic sci-fi character I’ve never seen before
and it fucking works!
I’m pretty sure this flick was shot using
Hi-Def cameras in 24P mode (that’s a video mode that electronically
mimics a motion picture film camera’s 24 frames-per-second
film speed), with a film-look “pull-down” added in post.
The movie is lit like a real movie and shot like a real movie and,
therefore, it looks like a real movie. Jake Jacobs’ and Francois
Clouseau’s camerawork is first-rate, especially all the nice
jib-shots. Morgan’s editing utilizes that kinda campy/kinda
corny “Star Wars” style and that works too! A few more
bucks could have been spent on the soundtrack. If it had been, this
flick would have not only looked like a real movie, it would have
sounded like a real movie and that’s something I don’t
think I’ve ever seen/heard in a porn flick.
Morgan’s directing shows his experience. And
it shows a cinematic maturity that few porn directors ever achieve.
If he’s guilty of anything, he’s maybe guilty of loving
his work too much and not cutting anything out--Which I guess is
a nice way of saying “Space Nuts” is a bit on the long
side. And the longer the movie takes to move forward, the more tedious
some of its less funny bits become. But then, some of its bits are
truly and uniquely, laugh-out-loud, funny! Spears’ “Jeeves”
character is fucking hysterical. Horner’s “Evil Overlord”
goes over the top sometimes, but all-in-all is funny and entertaining.
Devinn Lane works hard to hold her own against Spears and Horner
with her “Dark Witch” character, and for the most part,
she does. The "2001: A Space Odyssey" lampoon of the famous
scene with the HAL computer's red eye and distinctive voice almost
made me piss my pants and Kyle Stone’s Borg-like General Wartz
cracked me up!
I'll confess I watched this movie after enjoying
a bowl of Mother Nature’s finest so everything seemed extraordinarily
funny. That’s not to say this movie ain’t funny cuz
I’m positive it is with or without Mother Nature's help! But
it just might mean I laughed a few more times than you will if you
watch it straight. I’m pretty sure you’ll laugh plenty
whichever way you watch it… if that makes any sense.
I can’t remember how many sex scenes are in
this flick, but there are a lot of them. And they’re good
too! “Space Nuts” is not one of those porn features
that doesn't forget it’s also a porno. Most of the scenes
are certifiably “whackable” and the female cast is first-rate--
No dogs, heffers, or “one-baggers” in “Space Nuts.”
Stormy--who does a competent job of playing the "straight"
heroine-- gave me more than one chubby while I watched. Thankfully,
Evan Stone's Hans Solo-like/Clint Eastwood-inspired hero, Buzz Starfokker,
didn't give me a chub (how gay would that be?), and he played the
"straight" hero with just the right amount of comedy thrown
in, i.e., without going over the top.
If you want to finally see a porn feature that crosses-over
and begins exploring porn's final frontier-- that is, it comes as
close as it gets to being a mainstream movie with hard-core sex--take
a look at “Space Nuts.”
Jonathan - My porn hat's off to you, man.
Reviewed
by Michael Louis Albo
A MUST-SEE!
My special screening copy of "Space Nuts"
just arrived. Directed, as I mentioned, by Mr. Morgan, the movie
stars Stormy, Mike Horner, Evan Stone, Randy Spears, Kyle Stone,
Devinn Lane, Kimberly Chambers and Scott Styles. The story uses
just about every cheesy special-effects a porn movie can muster,
and I’ll leave it at that except to say that in the past I
always thought that Jonathan was always trying too hard to be funny
and the results always came off as forced and as second-rate Jim
Carey. Throwing every sci-fi cliché at the screen that he
can imagine and then seeing what sticks, he comes up with a pretty
goofy movie...but goofy in the best sense of the word. Like, it’s
almost intelligent.
Needless to say, with the cast he’s assembled,
the sex is stellar and watching these untrained actors attempt to
deliver lines only adds to the humor. "Space Nuts" had
me cracking up, and this was without booze, narcotics or illegal
stimulants, so I know it was funny.
Good job, Jonathan. Now that I know you have it
in you, I’m going to be expecting this kind of quality work
from you from now on.
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